collegehumor:

This Foodie Life Hack Will Blow Your Mind

It’s a gift from the chip gods, use it wisely.

collegehumor:

Bear Obviously Can’t Fight Today

Go home bear, you’re drunk.

rosethespiritalchemist:

fullmetalphoenix:

NOW ALPHONSE IS CLEARLY THE MORE SKILLED ALCHEMIST HERE

DID HE NEED TO USE ALCHEMY TO SAVE HIS BROTHER’S SOUL
DID HE NEED TO SACRIFICE ANYTHING
NOPE HE JUST GRABBED THAT SHIT AND STUFFED IT RIGHT BACK IN EDWARD’S BODY

NOW REALLY I BET EVEN TRUTH WAS SHOCKED AT THAT

 #four for you Alphonse #you go Alphonse

cosmicyawn:

Breath. Light. Time. Space.
Years ago, four kids lived in a state of peace. But on April 13th, 2009, a universe creating game was put into motion. Only these players that risked their life and limb could tilt the scale of fate, however, anarchist Jack Noir corrupted the chances of success.
It’s been a long time coming and we’ve come across awesome heroes, many strong in their own right. Albeit these noble advocates have unparalleled powers, their worst foe is awakening in the throes of darkness. But somehow, they will be the saviors of the waking world.

sp00kymeulinleijon:

hereiam2spookyagain:

actualcannibaljakeenglish:

coolstrider:

spooky-serket-tentebuldge:

theinsanitycomplex:

sledgehammah:

tf2maelgwyn:

…

I can live with that

An independent, manipulative mastermind. Gemini is the worst sign to be, really. We’re loud-mouthed, two-faced partiers. 

seriously though i thik this is p accurate

except i’m more creative than that but w/ever capricorns forever

creative and independent…..thays cool with ne

im creative and im independent
wow way 2 go me

 

Most sexual and most dependable

welp ok then

sexual and most dependable

why am i single

Best Leader and Most Independant, which sounds nothing like me >.>

And has anyone noticed that Leo is every single one of them 0.o

collegehumor:

Cat Can’t Stick the Landing

This cat’s fresh outta lives.

collegehumor:

Sad Mattress Doesn’t Fit in Anywhere

Ugh, not like YOU’D understand, MOM!”

collegehumor:

Insane Dodgeball Kill

He’s the real reason why you can’t play dodgeball in gym class anymore.

barackfuckingobama:

xinjay:

itsjustafangirlthing:

tundrakatiebean:

spooknessinsalvation:

thisbookofshadows:

barackfuckingobama:

so i bought this ring that has a little hinge and it opens up to a tiny secret box hidden under the gem and my mom told me that women used to put poison in it and then SLIP POISON INTO PEOPLES DRINKS and i was like NUH UH THIS CANT BE REAL and i just googled it and guys this is like a real thing

people are psycho

I have a few of those. I think they’re really neat!

classiest way to poison someone hands down

That’s how it all goes down in Hamlet, poison ring.

I’ve always, always wanted one of these because I have pure peppermint liquid that can ruin a drink with one drop and just kargfksernjskrn I want one.

wait why does everyone want one of these

what are all of you people planning

i regret making this post because i have been getting the creepiest reblogs in the universe seriously tumblr u scary