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collegehumor:


Biker Rides Stuffed Bear


The Tour de France just got a lot more interesting.

collegehumor:

Biker Rides Stuffed Bear

The Tour de France just got a lot more interesting.

jewcurl:

canni8al:

jakeenglish:

john - loud and whiny to the point of being annoying as fuck

dave - very quiet grunts gotta keep up the cool kid facade

jade - she fucking giggles

rose - kinda quiet, talks a lot in the snarky but sexy kind of way

karkat - LOUD AS FUCK just…

talesofanswers:

Wait you don’t trust me…?

…seriously I’m getting a bad rap because of those two?

I offer myself as a seal for the door between here and the demon world, and this is the thanks I get…

Hey hey, asker. I know I made some poor choices, for my own selfish reasons, and even if I…

falcomon:

Oh god Dymlos, no.

falcomon:

Oh god Dymlos, no.

thereplicaluke:

“PLEASE send this as to people you love if you know someone (or are related to someone) who has been eaten by CHEAGLES. Cheagles are nearly unstoppable, and when hungry, can also breathe fire. 71% of people won’t send this message along because they have already been eaten by cheagles, 28% are…